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disarms:

blazin??? more like prayzin stay in church

(via pizza)

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE 

HE GOT ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID “I DONT WANNA BE OBAMASELF”

(Source: 420dongsquad, via perks-of-being-chinese)

lanasdadddy:

when u open up da front cAm

plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

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(via neatpotatoes)

neatpotatoes:

when someone comments ‘OMG LMAO’ or ‘I’M DYING’ on a post

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(Source: neatpotatoes, via neatpotatoes)

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

(via pizza)

"There is nothing prettier than a city at 5 AM with its empty streets and cold wind."

- (via forever-and-alwayss)

(Source: hazelhirao, via allantruong)

katbhe:

my favourite

chapsnats:

hey mobile users look at these SICK emojis
🚀✈️🌚🐳🚙👳😺💥💩👽🏃💃
computer users FUCK u

(via neatpotatoes)

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce, via pizza)

dovvnload:

My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, is constantly emitting high energy gamma rays & levitates in midair while chanting in an unknown language

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

kenby:

why u lick me
howtobeafuckinglady:

I AM DONE

(Source: octopussoir-, via keithpence)